ULTIMATE MEGAFORCE

DON'T BE TALKIN' BOUT MY MOMS YO.

2010-06-11T08:56:00.000-07:00

I imagine being all the colours of the rainbow would be a pretty sweet deal; You could be one of those rude dudes who can pull off all clothes, so you will always be cool and have loads of girls chasing you down and asking for your number.

Plus when you grow a beard you'll just be completely dope to all men and women alike. I mean come on.

Oh yeah, I got a free ticket to see Blog House kings 2ManyDJ's last night. We posted about blog house in 2007. Where the fuck were you, world? Pretty sure Electroclash and Bloghouse is dead, but whatever, we were running this shit before you knew what you were doing with your dick, yo. I got a guy over in Belgium playing the freshest sounds to your parents right now, what the fuck yo?

Anyway, here's some trendy music.

Kanye West - Power

(Dis Nigga's kicking it to King Crimson. I hate this guy, but this song's mint. From some album in the coming future.)

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Round and Round

(HipsterRunoff.com hypes this track up to fuck, so you should probably put on your Grandad's jumper and listen, then claim to have heard of him when he was only 'Ariel Pink'. From the album 'Before Today' Go buy it or download it from HPN or something.)

http://www.Play.com

I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE HOME.

2010-06-09T08:35:00.001-07:00

People like sounds. Sounds are class. Everyone likes listening to whatever Primavera puts on their festival lists and Pitchfork is just for you and nobody else.

So whatever, here's the new Wavves single (Which is shit first time round, compared to So Bored and No Hope Kids, however after my 80th listen, I think it's pretty chill.) Wavves last album was pretty great, I hope he doesn't fuck up and ruin it all now.

Also Adult Swim posted the new Washed Out single. Yeah, it's good. Feel it all around? No. But probably just as good.

Wavves - Post-Acid

(Released on 7" sometime in August, but free right now from Nathan himself.)

Washed Out (Featuring Caroline Polachek) - You and I

(Free release from Adult Swim for 1 week.)

OH SHIT.

2010-06-08T07:28:00.000-07:00

Life is amazing.

Ducktails - Beach Point Pleasant

Discotheque - Disco Special

J'EXISTE

2010-02-04T03:16:00.000-08:00

Naughty music.

2007-03-17T07:34:00.000-07:00

Breaking news: Everything posted on the internet and found on hype that isn't fucking Indie Rock has a genre; BLOG HOUSE.

According to old people who were 20 when Haddaway and SNAP were about and have the original Prodigy - Out Of Space on white vinyl, this is killing music and we're all to blame for enjoying it. Apparently Justice is the cause of all this. SHAME ON YOU JUSTICE. SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING MUSIC INTERESTING AGAIN.

In a recent interview I conducted with them in my head, they said something in French I didn't understand because French is a useless language and i'm far too arrogant and believe that all countries should speak English.

But whatever they said, they sounded really, really sorry and will be sending flowers and puppies to each person's house.

They also drew a picture on a napkin in crayon for you too, with a big heart with a sad face in the middle.

Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (YouSendIt)
Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (ZSHARE)

The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (YouSendIt)
The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (ZSHARE)

Rave and trance is great for ugly people who won't grow the fuck up.

2007-03-10T09:19:00.000-08:00

I's really hard being a full-time model, gun salesman, lead guitarist in a quirky, off-kilter Indie band and a generally, all-round nice guy. That's why i'm none of the above, live in the UK and study in one of the UK's worst Universities. Though i do sometimes buy people a drink. That's good enough to get me into heaven, right?

I've just got back from seeing Shitdisco and The Rapture. Both of which were very disappointing, to be honest. Here's a tune full of such charm and grace, you'd fuck your nearest cousin to get hold of the rest of the EP.

Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (Zshare)
Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (YouSendIt)

SHOWDOWN

2007-02-23T06:01:00.000-08:00

Alright, enough. Let's cut the Stargate SG-1 bullshit. I haven't posted in months, been busy hunting Aardvarks in sub-saharan Africa to feed ODB's 13 children, and I come back for a post about a fucking shitty sci-fi TV show ? Nah.

I'm not coming back empty handed of course. I have a bunch of aardvark meat in my aardvark hunting bag. But the internets don't eat no meat. The internets feed on EXCLUSIVE SHIT. So here's my gift once again : Bobmo's latest club destroyer, a kind of post-it note song with "rollin' and scratchin" and "alive" written on it with blood in the pen. The blood of seven beautiful virgin teenage girls going apeshit on the dancefloor. And if you listen to it in the street, be careful, because you might unintentionally go like this :

Bobmo - Get'Em Junior (Edit) (YSI link)

Bobmo - Get'Em Junior (Edit) (zShare Link)

Stargate SG-1

2007-02-09T09:01:00.000-08:00

I just realized this is a great show. Mcgyver is even in it. Best thing is that it plays out in the near future, thus you can actually pretend to live the Stargate life, of fantasize about it. Pick up some dvd box of it, there's plenty of episodes to watch, with about 10 seasons. Obviously the first seasons are the best. Notice how Mcgyver actually grew old in the picture above.

analogical x-perience erotica fair

2007-02-07T06:00:00.000-08:00

That John Legend is good at making beautiful songs for making of love. Here's an acoustic version of "Stay with you". The original is one of the highlights on his first album (Get Lifted),
along with "Refuge" and "It Don't Have To Change". But that's an old album now (04') and his new album "Once Again" i haven't listened much to, but it lacks all the friendly lovely sounds presented on the first one.

John Legend - Stay With You Acoustic (zShare)
John Legend - Stay With You Acoustic (UploadHut)

About love... the maker of the most sexual music is without a doubt D'Angelo. He has not released an album for 7 years. Probably because the quote for how sexy music the world can handle was filled with his album Voodoo. Get it and make love to songs as "Send it on", "Chicken Grease" and his wonderful cover of "feel like making love".

D'Angelo - One Mo'gin (zShare)
D'Angelo - One Mo'gin (UploadHut)

BANG FUCKING BANG.

2007-01-26T18:55:00.000-08:00

Yeah yeah, this is from 2006. Yeah I don't care anymore. It's dead good. I would've posted it FUCKING AGES AGO but, whatever. I got bitches to party with to jams like this, I don't need you lot taking my songs and stealing my women. We here in the UK pride ourselves on sharp suits, Earl Gray and Peace and fucking.

I mean, fuck. The UK's so far behind. That's why you've gotta be sharp, with your ears to the floor and a skip in your step, keeping close to the kats at the top. Remember; it's not what you know, it's who you know.

Here MEGAFORCE HQ, everyone wants to know us. We show up at a club and we just stroll in, purely because we're that damn bootilicious.

Mr Flash is another Ed Banger cutie. So basically, why bother explaining more? Have I ever steered you wrong? No. No I haven't and you know fine well I haven't.

Mr Flash - Disco Dynamite

Mr Flash - Champions (Featuring TTC)

PUSSY ROCK

2007-01-25T02:26:00.000-08:00

Princess Superstar's been around since the mid 90's, but sadly the only thing i remember from that period of time is a yellow bmx i had. The bmx is long gone, but Princess Superstar isn't. She's been releasing cd's about every third year ever since, but the first time i came in contact with her on this side of the millenia was on Disco d's "A night at the booty bar" with Fuck me on the dancefloor, which is a killer tune for the disco.

And now she's back, with the single Perfect Exceeder, or Perfect (Exceeder). I don't know, but it's got tons of electronic sounding sounds in it, and at times it even touches the house genre. This might be what Leila K would've sounded like if she wasn't a quitter.

Mason n'd Princess Superstar - Perfect Exceeder (zShare)

Mason n'd Princess Superstar - Perfect Exceeder (Uploadhut)

ALRIGHT ALREADY.

2007-01-19T06:55:00.000-08:00

Stop sending us letters. We know you miss us. Smearing your shit on paper with the words "CUM BAK SUWN" doesn't make us start regularly posting again. MEGAFORCE H.Q doesn't appreciate the visitors either. Well, ones of the male persuasion. Females we're totally down with. Speaking of which; Monica, if you're reading, give me a text back, we had a rockin' bad time, didn't we?

Alright so it's been a long time and shouldn't have left you, without a dope beat to step to. You know I can flow with the best, that's why they re-named the Grammy's the Daniel's. Except I didn't drop that line originally, someone else did. I forget who, but I probably helped him think it up.

Here's some pretty SebastiAn remixes

Editors - Camera (SebastiAn Remix)

Kavinsky - Testarossa Autodrive (SebastiAn Remix)

The Rapture - Get Myself Into It (SebastiAn Remix)

Klaxons - Golden Skans (Sebastian Version 1.2.0 remix)

Expect posts again, Scouts honour.

PROPER EDUCATION

2007-01-02T08:46:00.000-08:00

Eric Prydz was the big hype, with Call on me, A few summers ago. I liked, and discovered that he made some other great house songs as well. Problem was, that he didn't make all those songs i liked, he merely remixed them. He just added some more bass to them, which he tends to do to all of his song. Effective way to get the crowd jumping, but it really got old this fall. Now he is back with a new one, a remix of the awesome Pink Floyd's Another brick in the wall. If you want some harder house, check out Woz not woz. The Proper Education Single is out tomorrow, and for some reason it contains a new fkn remix of Call on me, i think the amount of remixes of that song just hit three digits.

Eric Prydz Vs Pink Floyd - Proper Education (Radio Edit) (zShare)
Eric Prydz Vs Pink Floyd - Proper Education (Radio Edit) (UploadHut)

You might have noticed that out blog was pretty much dead in december. That's because we had to assist Santa, and for the favor we got a brand new colour scheme. It's really nice.

RHYTM STICK

2006-12-29T15:22:00.000-08:00

Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (zShare)

Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (UploadHut)

ROGER ROGER

2006-12-08T05:25:00.000-08:00

A few ages ago, at least, that's what it feels like, Roger Sanchez released "Turn on the music". A good song, even though Roger himself or whoever sings on it wrecks it a bit, that you can't have missed if you've been clubbing in the past year, or recently been listening to the radio.
Just now, he released a new album, "Come with me", which is filled with mainstream house, almost 100% radio adapted. It appears that "Turn on the music" was the first single on the album, which is weird since it's fucking old. I think i heard it on a Fuck me i'm famous album in January.

Again. Is the title of the second single from the album. It's catchy, and the vocals are quite funny. Let's celebrate that with a picture of a strawberry, in huge resolution.

Roger Sanchez - Again (ZShare)
Roger Sanchez - Again (YSI)

FUCK.

2006-12-07T11:02:00.000-08:00

We've gone AWOL for a bit. Normal service will resume shortly.

Scouts honour.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

2006-11-30T00:45:00.000-08:00

It's getting real chilly out there, I can only picture Fredrik mowing his snow-covered lawn wearing his infamous red boots and blue shorts.
South Park and Lost are on hiatus, it's gonna be one hell of a long winter. But as soon as the spring season will start to show up, they will both come back, so will Entourage, and everyone will be happy again. But for now, everyone's sad.
Fortunately, the Megaforce Team is here to cheer you the fuck up and make you warm and squishy so you wont get brainfreezes only by sticking your tongue out to catch the first snowflakes.
So today, here comes a synthpop jewel from the 80's and some french hypnotic techno rap. Cause that's what we do. Warm your asses up.

Yazz - Don't Go (YSI)
Yazz - Don't Go (zShare)
Mai Lan & Nikkfurie - GPS sur la Comète (YSI)
Mai Lan & Nikkfurie - GPS sur la Comète (zShare)

THE ROYAL PENIS IS CLEAN YOUR HIGHNESS

2006-11-27T03:35:00.000-08:00

Good movie, and i don't think the phrase naming this post ever was spoken before this movie. Snoop Dogg or some producer of his heard the phrase, and decided to do a song inspired by it with R. Kelly, because R. Kelly likes penises.

Snoop Dogg ft. R. Kelly - That's that
Snoop Dogg ft. R. Kelly - That's that (UploadHut)

RHYTM IS A DANCER

2006-11-24T08:09:00.000-08:00

Ray, member of 2 Unlimted, posing in front of a sweet background,
signed this photo with his name and two of his favorite things in life.

Ah, the 90's. Sure, they made some good pop music back then. But what is it that really matters? I've got the answer... Peace, love and understanding. That's the 60's you say? No way. 90's dance music, thats where real unity between people (races) took place. The recipe was quite simple: Take a hot white girl for the refrain, and add a rapping black man for the rest of the singing. Most of the time, the rapper stands for the most important message of them all: UNITY.

They also did a really smart thing to make the songs even cooler, since everybody naturally dislikes songs with messages in them; Invent new words, or even whole sentences, or use african/jamaican words that doesn't mean anything in the songs... Raggadish, Raggadatt? Boomshackalack? Call me Raider, Call me Rome?

But if you wan't, forget about the lyrics and listen to the beat, because it's PUMPIN'

Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer
Culture Beat - Mr. Vain
Ice MC - Think About The Way
Haddaway - What Is Love
Melodie MC - Dum Da Dum
Twenty 4 Seven - I Can't Stand It
Scooter - Move Your Ass

Listen to them, and I'll guarantee that you'll have a great weekend. With lots of unity.

SONGS THAT WERE FUCKING CLASS BETWEEN 1996 - 1998

2006-11-23T04:25:00.000-08:00

Furbys, Animorphs, Beanie Babies, Nano Babies, Bripop, Raves, Timmy Mallet, Pat Sharpe, The fun house, Dave-Benson Phillips, Ed The Duck, Captain Planet, The Toxic Avenger, Charlie Chalk, Playdays, Chip 'n' Dale Adventures, The Tories, Spice Girls, SEGA megadrives, Nintendo Gameboy Colours.

Fuck, the Nineties were awesome. The best point in music was the back-end of the 90's. Bands decided to give it what-for and pick up a fair whack of attention which has carried on now. Everyone knows Britpop was decent midway between the 90's anyway and was beginning to die down come 1996, so that's why the American lads came along and gave a swift kick to the Gallagher brother's faces, then that all ganged up and broke Damon Alburn's nose with vinyl ninja deathstars. I used to love these songs, I bought them on fucking cassette and CD singles. NOBODY buys singles anymore. These songs were my favourite songs of the 90's, hands down.

SONGS THAT WERE FUCKING CLASS BETWEEN 1996 - 1998

Oasis - Champagne Supernova (1996)

The Charlatans - One To Another (1996)

Suede - Filmstar (1997)
The Eels - Susan's House (1997)
Mercury Rev - Goddess On The Hiway (1998)
Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will Be Next (1998)
Semisonic - Closing Time (1998)

Why don't you prevent premature creaming from ruining your personal life?

2006-11-22T01:29:00.000-08:00

Today is a very, very sad day for us men. That's right, Keira Knightley is getting married,when we all know deep inside our pants that SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME!

Which brings me to UK's top celebrity name for newborns : "Keira". 8,716 Keiras. Freakishly enough, there also is 288 "Madonna". Picture that.

I'd also like to say that 2 kids in the great shitburger country that is the United Kingdom are called "Reebok", and 3 others "Adidas". Also in the top celebrity stupid ass names, we have 27 "Tupac", 7 "Jay-Z", 3 "Snoop", and, believe it or not, 3 poor british kids are named "David Beckham".
I don't know about you but I'd like to meet little Jay-Z Snoop David Beckham Johnson's parents.

All we can wish to those poor kids and their dumbass parents, is that they listen carefully to the songs JOHNNY MEGAFORCE UTAH is posting, and just let the music soothe their inner demons.

Lab Waste - Get The Signal (YSI)
Lab Waste - Get The Signal (zShare)

The Killers - When You Were Young (Jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke Dub) (YSI)
The Killers - When You Were Young (Jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke Dub) (zShare)

Partyyy.

2006-11-21T16:39:00.000-08:00

I went to see Bloc Party the back end of 2005, when the hype of Silent Alarm was dying down and they were pretty much just running off "what-was" hype. I bought the tickets like, 8 months in advance, as with all bands who have a good run know; "Your shelf-life is six months, so book a UK tour jaunt 8 months in advance, therefore you still can make money for your coke habit." It's now nearing the demise of 2006 and Bloc Party went all quiet for a year. Could Kele have killed himself for being a self-depricating black man in a white man's London? Has the guitarist stepped out in front of a bus one Monday morning, due to his unbelievably stupid fucking haircut obstructing his vision? Has the asian-looking drummer buggered off to Bangkok to study Maths and/or Engineering? No. None of that malarky.

Bloc Party have been doing what all bands do these days; ride the winds of the interweb. By releasing a few `bootleg` live tracks onto Hype and small podcasts of their new material, keeping their mouths shut about who's done it and then announcing new dates for the new year, followed by a new album on NME.com, they've got their attention back.

A weekend In The City is going to be the sketchy second album. Die-hard's will cry "Hark! Bloc Party hath gone to the dogs! Woe to a travesty!" Whereas the run of the mill fans will say "Who's that cunt talkin' all posh laa'? I'm gonna fuckin' have him tonight son." Then they'll come back to me and say "Oh aye, Could a a good album like mate."

As with everything in the world, it all ends up online and up for human consumption way before it's required. A Weekend In The City is now all torrented up and ready for online elitist discussion and butchering. I've downloaded it, listened a few times and for this week, it gets my thumbs up. It's generic Bloc Party sound; Black bloke and not-quite political speakings and lyrical charges, but this time they've brought in a prog-esq feeling to a few tracks, talk about mythical creatures and most of all, used synth to get more of an all-round sound to what they've got. I guarentee that when this album comes out i'll disown it like it was my retarded half-brother and say "Never liked Bloc Party me, like." And we'll both look each other in the eyes and know truthfully, that was a lie.

Bloc Party - Song For Clay (Disappear)

Bloc Party - Hunting for Witches

Bloc Party - The Prayer

HEIL

2006-11-21T01:30:00.000-08:00

Johannes Heil might look like a nice guy. He probably is a nice guy. In person, probably too nice.
That's why he makes music that will scare the shit out of you. I don't know how to label this song, but i think it would be electronic nightmare horror-acid-ambient techno*. You'll have to listen to it yourself, because beyond all the hardness of it there's a beat that'll get stuck in your head, and you have to listen to the song over, and over, and over again.

Johannes Heil - The Magician (From The Magician & The Fool 12" A-side)

* Labeling this kind of music is usually somewhat pathetic, because it really can't be done.

MARK TWAIN IS BETTER THAN YOUR MOM...

2006-11-20T10:34:00.000-08:00

..and your entire family.

"All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. ...all American writing comes from that. There was nothing before. There has been nothing as good since."
- Ernest Hemingway.

That pretty much sums it up.

a picture of Mark in Nikola Tesla's super awesome electricity lab.

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Lift Up Ya Skirt (feat. Missy Elliot)

ONE NIGGA TWO NIGGA THREE NIGGA FOUR

IDLEWILD

2006-11-20T02:33:00.000-08:00

Yep yep, Idlewild, both the album and the movie by Outkast, got half decent reviews. I haven't seen the movie, but i like the album. Mostly because of the unexpected early 20th century influences, which are unexpected at first, but not really when you think about it. They take that gangster shit way back, like back to old school mafia shit. I like it.

Let's Jazz.

Outkast - When I look In Your Eyes

PRINCE, OH

2006-11-19T11:01:00.000-08:00

Couldn't resist... Prince is a bad, bad, naughtyboy. And rumor says that he is about 1,50 tall, which isn't very tall at all. But small people makes big music, take a little look at Stevie Wonder. I don't know if he's short, but he can't see shit and i'm glad he devoted himself to music instead of building skyscrapers. Back on the track. Prince is pretty sexy sounding, and i just heard this one, Oh Sheila, a few days ago (appears i should have done some research here*) . I got pictures in my head of Sheila, and i imagine her to look something like the girl above.

LISTEN AND IMAGINE

Ready For The World - Oh Sheila

* Oh Sheila is actually made by the band above, I think. I heard the song in a 2 Many Dj's bootleg (As heard on radio/soulwax Pt. 8) mashed up with Thomas Bangalters Spinal scratch, and they labeled it as Prince. I still believe everything on the internet is true.

ROCK OUT

2006-11-19T03:57:00.000-08:00

RAGE RAGE RAGE

This song is pumped with testosterone. It's so filled with it, that if you listen to it and there's a brick close to you, you'll break it. God forbid you're in a house made out of bricks, because you'll fucking smash it.

It's a cover of Judas Priest's Exciter, and Strapping Young Lad does it better.
Strapping Young Lad - Exciter

Oops, insane hidden track included!

Life!

2006-11-15T05:52:00.000-08:00

ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE IS :

Wonder Showzen

A woman playing with your balls

A shitload of dry sausage

...and a 9 minutes musical roadkill by Lifelike and Kris Menace.

Lifelike & Kris Menace - Discopolis

Rush rush, got the yeyo?

2006-11-15T03:57:00.000-08:00

Since i had about a gallon of piña colada last weekend, i just recovered. I also don't know how much one gallon is, since i use the metric system, but i bet it's a lot of piña colada.
Other people who enjoyed the exact same beverage over the years are Tony and Manny, and they did it with style... Just listen to this!

Deborah Harry - Rush Rush

But eh, i can't even use my hair-wax anymore because the smell of it vaguely resembles cocos.

Zoinks.

2006-11-13T18:12:00.000-08:00

As proof of my immense smartyness, my brain's becoming so full of knowlege and severe awesome capabilities that it's beginning to get so full, it's forcing brand-new teeth filled with wisdom through my supermodel gums and into the back of my mouth. Why, brain? Why must you torture me so for being a brainbox?

But whatever, the pain's relieved when I hear this track. Yep, obilgatory Simian Mobile Disco post. I've been waiting like, three weeks for this to hit the internet super highway &. it finally has. Annie Mac gave this a run-through a while back &. these lads just keep getting better and better. Whatever they're doing to make them this good, they're fucking nailing it bang-on.

The Rapture - Woo! Alright - Yeah...Uh Huh (Simian Mobile Disco Remix)

PLAYNE NOISE.

2006-11-11T11:22:00.000-08:00

Devo are what used to be good in the world, before the naughty grungers came and made funny distortion noises and wore lumberjack shirts. Okay, there's a pretty big gap between the era of DEVO's awesome peak and grunge, but during that space of time, nothing interesting happened. Probably. I don't know, I'm not wonderwoman. I get all my information only from the NME and every band formed is all because of Nirvana according to them, so I must be right.

DEVO - Uncontrollable Urge
DEVO - Jocko Homo
DEVO - Social Fools

And because i'm an all-round nice fellow, here's a few MSTRKRFT remixes.

Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix)
Para One - Dudun-Dun (MSTRKRFT Remix)
Death from Above 1979 - Sexy Results (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Cosmopolitan in a milk carton isn't milk

2006-11-09T08:57:00.000-08:00

But P Diddy's special feelings is. Features Mika Lett (who's that?) and a some sweet synth. Produced by Will Adams, who also produced most Black Eyed Peas. Don't let that scare you though, this is good stuff. I'm also not sure if he still calls himself P Diddy nowadays? Or is it just Diddy? Imagine how it would feel to wrap yourself in huge fur-coat made out of tiny bearlings, because that's the feeling you'll get when you listen to this song.

P Diddy ft. Mika Lett - Special feeling

RIMSHOT.

2006-11-08T10:24:00.000-08:00

Things have been busy like a little bee in ULTIMATE MEGAFORCE headquarters. By busy of course, I mean partying as usual. Last nights party celebrated the time-honoured tradition of it being Monday-two-day-ago, which also meant everytime we took a shot we all had to call out "Uh-oh, somebody's had a case of the Mondays!" Oh, it was rib-tickling.

ADAADAT Records needs more attention. There's some insane shit on their roster, but you're all too far too busy making sure your pencil-thin beard is in tip-top condition to pay attention. This label is home to a few fast-rising stars, the more popular being Jap bastard DJ Scotch Egg. If tetris-themed white-noise breakcore is your thing, sure, he's probably the 2nd biggest name after Shitmat. Other names on this label include Cutting Pink With Knives, Gay Against You and DODDODO. But there's one little lad from all the way in cheery Glasgow who's a bit of a whizz at this electronica lark, Germlin. I can't describe the stuff, but he's making a lot of waves, both with his insane live show, showcasing his debut albumm Death Pixxel and with his side-project, Gay Against You. He's what you'd imagine a little kid with too many haribo love-hearts would create if given a keyboard, sixteen Gameboys and an Applemac. Insane stuff.

Other shit i've been getting one's groove thing onto is Miami/Parisian lady Uffie. I'm probably like, I don't know, 60 billion years behind the trend, but whatever. I live in the UK, we don't need no immigrant music. Just like in the transformers, When ordered by the awesome DJ and producer Feadz, to transform, she becomes a something, like really cool. Thankfully, she's not like the shit transformer who just turns into a tape. Why the fuck would you just turn into a tape? It's like me turning into a ball of wool, only to be played with by a cat. That's a really cute image though, so I take that back.

Lyrically she's pretty shite to be honest, but when Feadz is on the mix, magic happens. Another awesome duo on Ed Banger Records.

Germlin - I Have No Patience And I Can't Wait (Featuring Bobby Birdman)

Germin - Death Pixxel

Uffie - Ready To Uff

Uffie - Hot Chick

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ADAADAT records link
Ed Banger Myspace

MOTHA

2006-11-07T12:00:00.000-08:00

Devin Copeland is one nasty man. Alias, Devin the Dude, and you probably heard him in Dr. Dre's "Fuck You", and yep, Devin produced it, along with parts of the soundtrack to the superior tv show Oz.

Devins two favorite things in life are:
1. Sex
2. Drugs

100% of his songs revolves around these two subjects. And the best part is, he doesn't even try to be a gangster, everything he says he does with a glimpse in his eye.

Devin the Dude - Motha

Take a guess, what's this about? It's a 50/50, or maybe a 10/90. Quote:
"Last month I pawned 17 sewing machines, took the money to my Mexican partner, his name is Malito"

Tough shit.

2006-11-07T06:21:00.000-08:00

I just spent a hell of a week end.
No More - Suicide Commando

Get the bounce

2006-11-04T11:51:00.000-08:00

Jay-Z is to Dj's what glass bowls is to goldfish. There is no close-end to the amount of mash-up's there is, mostly by "independent*" dj's. Fortunate enough some of these songs are worth spending your time listening to. The bad news is that finding these songs usually is worse than finding a needle in a haystack. Yep, it's fucking aggravating to the point that you wan't to destroy the internet. Why? Because there is nothing worse then looking through hundreds of slow, boring and ugly blogs and myspace, most of them filled with crap.

By the way, i only found one of these songs by looking through the whole horrible internet, and that's the one I'll start with:

Jay-Z - Change Clothes (DJ P-Sol, SOS Remix)

And who is DJ P-Sol? I Don't know, but apparently he won some price on myspace, and if you look for him there you'll find it. I like this guy, he shows quality in a few of his other mas-up mixes aswell. Don't expect anything spectacular though, this is his best one. Ooops, this one's just flash, sorry.

Jay-Z - Change Clothes (Dangermouse, Grey Album)

Yep, Dangermouse, one half of Gnarls Barkley** made this one, Change Clothes, along with a couple of other Jay-Z released on the Grey Album. If you don't know what the Grey album is, i'll tell you this much: It's Jay-Z's Black Album mashed together with The Beatles The White Album. Not the most obvious mas-up ever. This particular song uses samples from "Dear Prudence" and "Piggies". Best song on the Grey Album.

Jay-Z ft. Panjabi MC - Beware of the boys/Mundian to bach ke

This is not a remix in the sense of actually being a remix, this one's more of a collaboration. It's neat sounding. No further description needed, everybody's familiar with the Panjabi sound.

*myspace.
**Is so bad.

Hey, hey the police are here.

2006-11-04T04:47:00.000-08:00

Aww mang. I'm ill. To present how I feel inside i'm going to dress all in the colour purple. This is the official international symbol for "i'm ill, give me attention" and also "I love Prince" so hopefully i'll get some attention from some hot nurses who love Prince.

Laptops make everything better; that's a proven fact. 25 years ago at the Annual Weekend Egghead Convention, Newton stated it and proved it with a powepoint presentation, Einstien concurred, DaVinci raised a glass in approval, then they all did shots to celebrate an overall accomplished weekend. Things got pretty messy from there on, somebody put a lampshade on their head and Alexander Bell shouted "That SO been done before, Sigmund, jeez."

Laptops are the foundation of modern civilisation, without them, the wheel wouldn't have been discovered, Pop Tarts wouldn't have the awesome gooey center, women wouldn't have the vote and we wouldn't have these awesome tracks available for your aural pleasure. Synth and shit, yo.

Taken from 2006's Something Came Up
Mekon - Something Came Up
Mekon - Boy Bitten Feat. Rira Brown

Taken from 2006's Caracol
Alexkid - Nightshade
Alexkid - Mare Alta

Finally, Daedelus has taken his own spin on the latest remixing wave that's coming in on his new EP, Throw a Fit EP:

Daedelus - Remix of Nothing

Halloween Festivities

2006-11-03T06:38:00.000-08:00

The earth spinned some and oops, it's friday again. Not regular or casual friday, today is halloween friday. Yep, halloween was actually something like two days ago, but no one ever liked holidays in the middle of a week. Probably because no one wants to interrupt the week with something hilarious like halloween, and for some reason, people don't like going dressed up as whatever to work...

Except the ULTIMATE MEGAFORCE crew. Once again, we threw an emperorous party with a halloween/George Michael theme, and once again, you weren't invited. Hint of how extraordinaire the party was: P Diddy was there. Here's a short summary of the party in pictures, with some music inbetween:

Harry J Allstars - Liquidator

Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends (Live)

Pharell Williams - Raspy Shit

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

MOTIVATION, MOTHERFUCKER

2006-11-02T12:19:00.000-08:00

This post is about songs that are so full of packed energy that no matter where you are, when you listen to them you just instantly grow a big, thick brown moustache, and at the end of the guitar/drum/synth bridge you can't help but scream VICTORY! VICTORY IS MINE!! MIIIINE!!!!! while holding your fist in the air.

Those songs are pretty much perfect for a very loud wake up on a hangover morning, because when you hear them you just want to crack another beer open and smoke an entire box of cigars while headbanging and getting a blowjob.

GET READY TO GET STEEL PUMPED.
Kenny Loggins - Highway To The Dangerzone (Moroder again!)
Journey - Don't Stop Believin
Night Ranger - Sister Christian
Foo Fighters - In Your Honor

I avoided the too obvious Final Countdown by Europe.
But here's a picture of them looking like a bunch of prepubescent girls.

Aw.

2006-11-01T18:17:00.000-08:00

Disasterkid presents: Todays songs in C minor.

Shitdisco - I Know Kung-Fu (konx-om-pax remix)
Dibaba - The Truth-Blending Consortium (12")
Ratatat - Seventeen Years

Giorgio.

2006-11-01T12:41:00.000-08:00

Not only is Giorgio Moroder rocking one of the most respectable handlebar moustaches in the music industry, he is also one of the most influential producer in the music industry.

Names like fucking Blondie, Donna fucking Summer, Freddie fucking Mercury, Elton fucking John, David fucking Bowie, Miami fucking Sound Machine, Chaka fucking Khan, and hundreds fucking more can be associated with Giorgio.

He also composed the score for movies like Scarface, Flashdance, Midnight Express, American Gigolo... OK i'll stop here because this insane list, or shall i say record of achievements, just goes on and on.

Along with Kraftwerk and let's say new wave acts like New Order and Depeche Mode, that man basically MADE today's dance music.
Here's just a small selection of four completely awesome smash hits produced by Giorgio Moroder.

4 COMPLETELY AWESOME MORODER
SMASH HITS
Berlin - Take My Breath Away
Giorgio Moroder - Chase
Paul Engemann - Push It To The Limit
Donna Summer - I Feel Love

And here are four very different songs based on a Moroder sample, needless to say Alan Braxe & Fred Falke are Moroder's godsons, or at least his dirty synthetizers' bastard children.

4 VERY DIFFERENT SONGS BASED ON A
MORODER SAMPLE

Alan Braxe & Fred Falke - Most Wanted

DJ Shadow - Organ Donor (Extended Overhaul)
Rick Ross - Push It
113 - Marginal

Good comedians are even funnier while on drugs Pt.1: Richard Pryor

2006-10-31T03:08:00.000-08:00

And that's true. Good comedians should be funny 24/7, otherwise they aren't funny. Thats why we love:
1. BillMurray
2. Will Ferrel

And, Richard Pryor. This video is the stir crazy brilliant. Yes, he's on drugs, but it only helps him reveal his true him. And it means 13 minutes of spasmic laughter for you.

How electricity really works.

2006-10-30T23:09:00.000-08:00

Electricity (from Greek ήλεκτρον (electron) "amber") is a general term for the variety of phenomena resulting from the presence and flow of electric charge. Together with magnetism, it constitutes the fundamental interaction known as electromagnetism. It includes many well-known physical phenomena such as lightning, electric fields and electric currents, and is put to use in industrial applications such as electronics and electric power.

Tomorrow, molecules.

DJ Deeon - Gimme Head
Justice - One Minute to Midnight
France Copland - The Pierre Boulez Empire

I look so good, that when I go outside I have to punch women to keep them off me.

2006-10-30T16:05:00.000-08:00

So its just turned Halloween. This gives kids the chance to throw eggs at houses and shit in bags and set it alight without being caught, because every other little nipper's doing the same and they're dressed up as little devils, witches or as inbred hicks. Though to be fair, can't tell these days, everyone's fucking inbred where I live.

Speaking of nothing related to whatever I just typed, I was watching 120 minutes on MTV2 whilst waiting for my porn to download last night, when this came on. Planningtorock is possibly one of the shittest names for an artist, but this isn't shit. No sir, I can say that with a tip of my hat &. a smile of approval. She reminds me of a female, more fucked-up Jamie Lidell, with more of a sense of British humour about her. Granted, she ditched the United Kingdom for life in Berlin, but her accent still gives her away. The video for Bolton Wanderer is well worth a watch. Having a look though some reviews of her earlier EP's and tours, she has a slight obsession with reflection, which is pretty cool I guess. If you're a cat or mentally retarded.

She's got an album out, Have it all. Get tracking kids.

I'm also putting this Spank Rock track on, because it's fucking awesome and has probably the best fucking line in ever. Ever. EVER. 100% FACT.

Planningtorock - Bolton Wanderer

Spank Rock - Coke & Wet

Bang it bitch.

2006-10-29T06:15:00.000-08:00

Valentino Rossi's 5-year reign as the best fuckin' motoGP rider in it's history finally comes to the end. This is a sad year for me, I permed my hair &. pierced my ear just to be like you. Fuck, I even learnt Italian and went to all my classes dressed as Mario, just for you Rossi. I don't blame you for this loss though man, I blame your team. Fuck you Yamaha, why couldn't you have checked his tires before throwing him onto the Valencia circuit. You lot are so not coming to my Sega Party.

Rossi, this is for you:

LCD Soundsystem - Losing my edge

From now on, the new ruler of motoGP is that Nicky Hayden. He's American, yet he doesn't weigh 30 Stone, or run around with guns and hamburgers, sreaming "Hyuck! Hyuck! I don' gon' got no cuzzinz to marry!"

Joe Esposito - You're the best

Rock hard erections - Erections like steel, just like sunday morning!

2006-10-29T03:34:00.000-08:00

Sunday morning, and i just watched this movie. It was good, but i had high expectations for it, so no surprise there. An epic adventure like that is quite something to melt at the morning of the very end of the week-end, but this is the tool i used to help me do it:

Arrested Development - Everyday People

This whole post is dedicated to Arthur, who doesn't like this blog.

Confusion.

2006-10-29T02:36:00.000-08:00

Chromeo - Needy Girl

2006-10-27T11:47:00.000-07:00

CHAPMAN'S MAN OF THE DAY

It's Linford Christie! CONGRATULATIONS!

Unfortunately Linford can't be here tonight
to accept the award, so here is Mama Cass
of the Mamas and Papas singing a song
in tribute to the stallion of athletics and
TV presenting. Linford would beat her
in a race though. She's a porker mate.

Mama Cass - He's a runner

Love Chapman.

IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?

2006-10-27T09:14:00.001-07:00

I'm knackered. Too much sitting up playing Mariokart DS has made me a sleepy puppy. I'm at work in a few hours too, that makes me not a very happy bunny either. I'm some kind of fucked-up child's fantasy perfect pet; a Bunnypup, or a Puppybun. I can't choose, both are just too adorable.

French bloke DJ Orgasmic is such a popular guy, he has 1,533 friends on his Myspace. That's almost as many that came to the party we had yesterday, which was totally awesome, by the way. You couldn't come cus' you didn't have the coupons, remember? Yeah, Square. Orgasmic is on French label Institubes, which is French for "Radtastic" and well worth a look into. DJ/Producer with TTC and Cuizinier, he hits up the bitches like it ain't no thing. These two songs are off the Surkin vs M.I.A white label vinyl from 2005 and they're both hotter than Snoops buffet cart.

DJ Orgasmic Vs. Billy - Side A

Surkin Vs. M.I.A - Side B

I'm off to go paint little red dots on my face and pretend i've got the sickies to get out of work tonight.

It's friday afternoon... It's bat mitzvah

2006-10-27T08:34:00.000-07:00

The mythical friday afternoon, time to plan the activities of the night now eh? Here are some tips for thy.
FRIDAY NIGHT IS FUCKING BAT MITZVAH.
Why? Because Bat Mitvah means two things:
1.Piña Colada
2.Herpes
Put your lighters down, your gold teeth up and start to enjoy yourself. Please yourself. Listen to these songs.

John B Rambo - Goodfellas Theme
Harry Bellafonte - Hava Nagila

^CELEBRATION^

Hot pockeeetsss.

2006-10-27T03:10:00.000-07:00

- Will it burn my mouth ?

-It will destroy your mouth.

Yes, it's time to bake some lava-hot barbecue buns.

and for an

IDM BROTHERS FIGHT!

Squarepusher VS. Ceephax
or "Why Ceephax is better than Squarepusher".

They both know how to make your spinal column shiver with pure genius melodies. That's a fact.
But what I don't get is why Square push-push gets more hype than his little evil twin (hype meaning getting a song on a Sofia Coppola movie soundtrack). Everyone can agree that Do You Know Squarepusher is one of the most important tracks of this young millenium, and that his live sets are 90% of the time unbearable. And that's when his PC doesn't crash because he just pushes things too far.
Maybe this fight is more about Warp VS. Rephlex.
BUT ANYWAY, I THINK CEEPHAX WINS.
Because he's not boring the shit out of everyone with drill'n'bass breakcore shit snare rush breaks. Planetarium is a perfect example of a touching melody ruined by those cocaine-induced free party drum breaks.
Besides, Ceephax wins the cover artwork war, which he makes himself.

So, FUCK YOU, SQUAREPUSHER.

Ceephax - Exidy
Squarepusher - Planetarium
Ceephax - Vladijenk
Squarepusher - Welcome To Europe

Doon't stop, Belieeevin.

2006-10-26T09:03:00.000-07:00

Today's been a good day. Today's one of those days when you say "Hey, I like today, it's pretty damn sexy." Then you kiss your busty secretary wife and make love on the balcony. Twice.

Today's a good day for two reasons;

I ordered Rex The Dog's Prototype on vinyl. A favourite of UK-male-electrokids fantasy girlfriend, Annie Mac, Rex The Dog has a good bit going for him at the moment. He's knocked out a few good-sized European tours over the years and he's got some new material coming out on thr 30th October, he's pretty fuckin' cool, I can tell you that. He's also knocked out some nice little remixes if you're inclined that way. If you're a fan of, I don't know, cotton buds, you'll like this. Give this nifty little track a try and see if it tickles your pickle.
I didn't realise how good Prince was until today. Seriously. He's good. Not like "Oh yeah, Purple Rain, pretty neat for a makeup-wearing slut" I mean "Holy fuck, i'd do him over three or four times and make him scream out lyrics to Sign O' The Times" Good. Granted, the whole symbol thing was a bit shitty, it just involves a lot of typing his other name and I can't be bothered to check my Character Map on Windows to see if Microsoft developed a symbol for him or not.

Prince - Sign O' The Times

Rex the Dog - Prototype (7" Edit)

CHAPMAN'S SOUNDTRACK OF THE NOW!

2006-10-26T05:23:00.000-07:00

Here is my SOUNDTRACK OF THE NOW!

And Now's winner is...

THE BIG LEBOWSKI OST

For one reason. It's got a Gypsy Kings cover of Hotel California.

WELCAM TO CI HOTEL CALIFORNIAR.

You love it!

MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN!

2006-10-26T03:47:00.000-07:00

MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN IS THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD. HE IS IN GREAT FILMS, HE IS IN ARMAGEDDON AND DAREDEVIL, AND THE ISLAND. THREE GREAT FILMS. HE WAS OKAY IN THE GREEN MILE.

MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN!

He is huge and has a huge smile. Michael Clarke Duncan is also in Sin City, which also stars in Sin City ELIJAH WOOD.

ELIJAH WOOD is the WORST ACTOR and is TERRIBLE.

MP3... ASSEMBBLLE

2006-10-26T02:39:00.000-07:00

Okay, so we're registered properly on Hype now. We're throwing a party to celebrate at the Hilton hotel in NY and you're not invited, all the big stars are gonna be there. You need three coupons and you've only got two, so there.

Here's all the songs and shit we've put up so far, Just because, y'know, you might have missed something. Not because Hype hasn't picked up the tracks yet. No No.

Jay-Z Ft. Foxy Bown - Ain't No Nigga
Justin Timberlake - My Love (Capski Remix Redo-Do-Over)
Grizzly Bear - Eaves Dropping (Simon Bookish Remix)
Snoop Dogg Feat. B-Real - Vato (Prod. By The Neptunes)
Jarvis Cocker - Don't Let Him Waste Your Time
Busta Rhymes Feat. Dr Dre - Look Who (Produced By Clinton Sparks)
Cassius Feat. Ghostface Killah - Thrilla
Cassius Feat. Ghostface Killah - Thrilla (Streets Remix)
Shitdisco - Reactor Party (Arne Blackman-Clarky Cat Remix)
The Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode
All Saints - Rock Steady (MSTRKRFT Edition)
Jamiroquai - Runaway (Alan Braxe & Fred Falke Remix)
Mariah Carey Feat. Jay-Z - Heartbreaker
SpeakLow - Thriller
The Shins - Sea Legs
The Shins - Sleeping Lessons
HADOUKEN! - That Boy That Girl
DJ Mehdi Feat. Feads - Pony Rocking

How come Cristal tastes like Mountain Dew?

2006-10-25T13:52:00.000-07:00

This is no more than a fine tune by the negro* Jay-Z with a nice old school touch to it. Now ignore this post and read the posts below this one, with much more substanse.

Jay-Z ft. Foxy Brown - Ain't no nigga

*We use the word negro because it is in the 1952 edition of the Oxford Dictionary. There is no other reason, we're old school.

VROOM VROOM.

2006-10-25T12:20:00.000-07:00

See that kid? He's having a good time. Not because he's getting some from his bucktoothed sister behind Mommy's back, but because he's found the only decent Justin Timberlake remix of the fantastic track My Love available.

Justin Timberlake - My Love (Capski Remix-ReDo Do-over)

What's that, Chopper Baby? There's more? Oh man, you're on a good streak today. Warp records picked Grizzly Bear a few months ago and are building some decent hype about them, but Simon Bookish makes this track better. Yeah, in your face.

Grizzly Bear - Eaves Dropping (Simon Bookish Remix)

lol, internet

2006-10-25T12:09:00.000-07:00

Breaking news, Google just bought Jupiter for a minimal fee.

Snoop Dogg feat. B-Real - Vato (prod. by The Neptunes)

Sheffield.

2006-10-25T07:39:00.000-07:00

If I was a woman (A hot blonde woman with big breasts and a apple-bottom booty) i'd sleep with Jarvis Cocker. Hell, I'd probably sleep with him now and i'm all man baby. All Man. You want tickets to the gun show? You gotta wait in line sweet thing.

Pulp were the the on-off favourites of the Britpop era. Known mainly for their songs Common People and Disco 2000, they released a good handful of albums in their career. Jarvis bieng the quirky kind of guy he is, also famously ruined Michael Jackson's performace at the 1996 BRIT awards by charging onstage, throwing the V-Sign, waggling his arse about and generally causing a bit of a tit of himself. Good times, good times.

Then Jarvis went tits-up, got fucked on coke and threw in the towel ("Indefinate Haitus" my arse) in 2002, calling and end to their career. Everyone else from the band drifted into the world of the middle-class and got jobs at Dixons or HMV, Jarvis carried on running off his fame and scoring a few points in the world of indie with the band Relaxed Muscle and popping his head in on the movie Harry Potter &. The Goblet Of Fire.

The year now is 2006 and he's finally got off his arse and recorded a solo album, egotistically titled `Jarvis` and truth be told, it's not too bad. Not a shining on anything Pulp related, but all the same it's decent.

Pulp however, are the unfortunate reason The Arctic Monkeys exist. Shame on them. Shame.

This is Jarvis Cocker's famous arse-wiggling in 1996.

His new album's out 13th November. Buy it, fuckers.

Jarvis Cockers Myspace

Jarvis Cocker - Don't Let Him Waste Your Time

Now how many tickets do you want for the gun show?

Get Familiar... he thinks he rocks

2006-10-25T02:52:00.000-07:00

Clinton Sparks is more arogant than Kanye West, Clinton Sparks thinks he's the best DJ/Producer in the world just because he's releasing mixtapes at the same rate as you're eating kebabs, but Clinton Sparks hasn't done much to be considered any good except having a radio show where all the hip hop stars stop and suck his dick for 5 minutes.

"I am just another jew who wishes he was black"

Oh yeah, he did this track which would have been pretty cool if it didn't sound so much like a Dre beat.

Busta Rhymes feat Dr Dre - Look Who (produced by Clinton Sparks)

NEWS FLASH : CASSIUS SUCKS

2006-10-25T01:55:00.000-07:00

And it makes Will Ferrell sad when he goes into a guitar store.

Seriously Cassius sucks. I don't know what's with them, someone should explain. They're part of the one hit wonders of the french touch era (actually, two hits), with their overplayed singles "La Mouche" and "1999". They were pretty huge at the time. As was any french electronic music artist coming out with an average, rather catchy song :

Remember Pills? HAHA.

And yet here they are, back with a new album, "15 Again", a title they thought of when they were trying to figure out how much 7 + 7 is.
"What do you got ?"
"15 again"
"DAMN we just won't get it."
OK, maybe I'm a bit harsh, after all the first single from their album, Toop Toop is getting played every fucking where on this planet, even if it sounds like Sting featuring Martin Solveig.
You go in a bar, you hear Toop Toop. You turn the radio on, you hear Toop Toop. You turn the TV on, you see Cassius interviewed on the 8 o'clock news, with Toop Toop playing. You take a shit on your girlfriend's face, whaddya hear? THAT'S RIGHT. TOOP TOOP.
Cassius are a typical Virgin Megastore artist. It's the kind of CD they put in the front racks so that everyone can buy it and put it in a wooden box and never listen to it again. Until, 6 months later, it's in the Virgin Mega-discount collection, available for 9.99 only. So you buy it again and put it in a metal box and never listen to it again.
Sorry Cassius, I can't help it. I just don't like your songs. Toop Toop.

Although, I must admit Thrilla is a very good song. Is it due to your work or Ghostface's insanely motivational flow? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

Well done, Cassius! You just won Richard Nixon's respect!
How does it feel to be a communist?

Cassius feat. Ghostface Killah - Thrilla
Cassius feat. Ghostface Killah - Thrilla (The Streets Remix)

Dudun-dun.

2006-10-24T16:57:00.000-07:00

Nu-Rave. Whether you fuck it or hate it, it's the cool thing of the month. Nu-Rave is teaching kids to dance again, but also teaching them something what The Shamen did over a decade ago. Nu-Rave is a excuse to go pour Glowstick juice on your friends face and then begin to throw shapes in the church of dance. SOMETHING THE SHAMEN HELPED BEGIN. GOD.

I don't like Nu-Rave. And what I say goes, so deal with it. Fuck the Klaxons, fuck them in their pretty drug-addled eyes. Some class acts have been advocated a place in this genre, particularly in Britan, such as Justice, Kavinsky, SebastiAn, 2ManyDJ's (of all people). The list goes on. They're not Nu-Rave, they're fucking awesome. There's a difference guys. I don't like glowsticks, I don't like gaunty haircuts, I don't like beads, I don't like the Klaxons, alright?

So, I thank you, NME publications, for bringing this shit to the attention of the masses.

Stick with The Shamen. Get your trance out for the lads

Shitdisco sound like a failed Gang of Four, but this remix makes up for it.

Shitdisco - Reactor Party (Arne Blackman-Clarky Cat remix)

The Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode

I'm adding this because it's a catchy little number.

AllSaints - Rock Steady (MSTRKRFT Edition)

Don't fuck with Jay Kay.

2006-10-24T13:54:00.000-07:00

Jamiroquai, the original cosmic kettler, always had a divine taste for expensive cars, borderline homosexual fuzzy hats and punching paparazzis in the face.

And he's damn right.
Why did that fagarazzi have to take his picture ? Doesn't he know that everytime a photographer takes a picture of you, he steals a little bit of your soul ? So there it goes, take that big fat jamiroquai fist in your mouth.

Jamiroquai - Runaway (Alan Braxe & Fred Falke Remix)

UH-OHHH.

She want love in the jacuzzi, rub up in the movies.

Mariah Carey feat. Jay-Z - Heartbreaker

Angelina Jolie's fucking sausage lips

2006-10-24T11:18:00.000-07:00

God damn mama deuce

2006-10-24T10:40:00.000-07:00

Tom Selleck polished his ferrari, rolex submariner, glass table, and obviously, his moustache while listening to this fine tune. It's a true dedication to him, and to you. Get the items mentioned above, and you'll get to lay tonight, free tequila sunrises inlcuded. In a tinted glass.

Speaklow - Thriller

Yes, it's a cover.

Time to put the headphones on.

2006-10-24T10:35:00.000-07:00

Okay, show of hands; Who doesn't like at least one Shins song. The Shins are so hot right now. Thanks to Zach Braff's obsession with putting them in every. Fucking. Thing he's ever worked in and come on, who doesn't think Zach Braff's a total hottie, everyone &. their Mothers tampon's heard them at some point or another. 2003's Chutes Too Narrow brought them a whole new level of publicity and opened up a whole world of cute Indie-pop to come flooding into the webpages of Pitchfork and consequently, a whole new wave of bands to either follow, or finally get the recognition they worked for.

three years later and the announcement of their 3rd LP, Wincing the Night Away brings squees of delight from the youth and 20-something generation, almost so that their thick-rimmed glasses steam up. The album's already floating about on the net, so if you &. your Sufjan Stevens collection can't wait to have something new to add to it, get looking. The album's not out 'til early 2007, but with that being said, have a taster at what there is to look forward to.

The Shins - Sea Legs
The Shins - Sleeping Lessons

HOODS UP.

2006-10-24T06:36:00.000-07:00

New day, new post. Well technically, it's not a new day. Whatever; go do a wheelie on your BMX.

I'm English, therefore I kind of have the advantage of being better than most people. Bieng a Britcore makes the world a better place, we have fantastic gigs, an awesome music scene and a kick-ass accent. But it's not all crumpets, BBC and tea parties for all us Brits, some kids like it grimey. This is where London-based noizekids HADOUKEN! come into play. They've got Indie points for the fringed folk, mixed with London's grime scene and recognition for the Half-steppers. How they're not signed I'll never know. Give them a try, you know you want to.

HADOUKEN! - That Boy That Girl

HADOUKEN! Myspace

Let's get it on

2006-10-24T06:07:00.000-07:00

Here we come to take a bite of the blogosphere cake. A cake that tastes like bittersweet cocaine with fudge chunk. The web 2.0 is a wild jungle, and we are venomous untamed snakes on a shiny plane, ready to swallow any daredevil explorer coming our way.

The song going with the first post has to kick you in the nuts like no one else so you can thank us and ask for more nut kicking. So here's an EXCLUSIVE TRACK.
Go buy his album on october 30th.

DJ Medhi feat. Feadz - Pony Rocking