DON'T BE TALKIN' BOUT MY MOMS YO.

I imagine being all the colours of the rainbow would be a pretty sweet deal; You could be one of those rude dudes who can pull off all clothes, so you will always be cool and have loads of girls chasing you down and asking for your number.

Plus when you grow a beard you'll just be completely dope to all men and women alike. I mean come on.

Oh yeah, I got a free ticket to see Blog House kings 2ManyDJ's last night. We posted about blog house in 2007. Where the fuck were you, world? Pretty sure Electroclash and Bloghouse is dead, but whatever, we were running this shit before you knew what you were doing with your dick, yo. I got a guy over in Belgium playing the freshest sounds to your parents right now, what the fuck yo?

Anyway, here's some trendy music.

Kanye West - Power

(Dis Nigga's kicking it to King Crimson. I hate this guy, but this song's mint. From some album in the coming future.)

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Round and Round

(HipsterRunoff.com hypes this track up to fuck, so you should probably put on your Grandad's jumper and listen, then claim to have heard of him when he was only 'Ariel Pink'. From the album 'Before Today' Go buy it or download it from HPN or something.)

http://www.Play.com

I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE HOME.

People like sounds. Sounds are class. Everyone likes listening to whatever Primavera puts on their festival lists and Pitchfork is just for you and nobody else.

So whatever, here's the new Wavves single (Which is shit first time round, compared to So Bored and No Hope Kids, however after my 80th listen, I think it's pretty chill.) Wavves last album was pretty great, I hope he doesn't fuck up and ruin it all now.

Also Adult Swim posted the new Washed Out single. Yeah, it's good. Feel it all around? No. But probably just as good.

Wavves - Post-Acid

(Released on 7" sometime in August, but free right now from Nathan himself.)

Washed Out (Featuring Caroline Polachek) - You and I

(Free release from Adult Swim for 1 week.)

OH SHIT.

Life is amazing.

Ducktails - Beach Point Pleasant

Discotheque - Disco Special

J'EXISTE

Naughty music.

Breaking news: Everything posted on the internet and found on hype that isn't fucking Indie Rock has a genre; BLOG HOUSE.

According to old people who were 20 when Haddaway and SNAP were about and have the original Prodigy - Out Of Space on white vinyl, this is killing music and we're all to blame for enjoying it. Apparently Justice is the cause of all this. SHAME ON YOU JUSTICE. SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING MUSIC INTERESTING AGAIN.

In a recent interview I conducted with them in my head, they said something in French I didn't understand because French is a useless language and i'm far too arrogant and believe that all countries should speak English.

But whatever they said, they sounded really, really sorry and will be sending flowers and puppies to each person's house.

They also drew a picture on a napkin in crayon for you too, with a big heart with a sad face in the middle.

Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (YouSendIt)
Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (ZSHARE)

The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (YouSendIt)
The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (ZSHARE)

Rave and trance is great for ugly people who won't grow the fuck up.

I's really hard being a full-time model, gun salesman, lead guitarist in a quirky, off-kilter Indie band and a generally, all-round nice guy. That's why i'm none of the above, live in the UK and study in one of the UK's worst Universities. Though i do sometimes buy people a drink. That's good enough to get me into heaven, right?


I've just got back from seeing Shitdisco and The Rapture. Both of which were very disappointing, to be honest. Here's a tune full of such charm and grace, you'd fuck your nearest cousin to get hold of the rest of the EP.

Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (Zshare)
Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (YouSendIt)

Stargate SG-1

I just realized this is a great show. Mcgyver is even in it. Best thing is that it plays out in the near future, thus you can actually pretend to live the Stargate life, of fantasize about it. Pick up some dvd box of it, there's plenty of episodes to watch, with about 10 seasons. Obviously the first seasons are the best. Notice how Mcgyver actually grew old in the picture above.