Naughty music.

Breaking news: Everything posted on the internet and found on hype that isn't fucking Indie Rock has a genre; BLOG HOUSE.

According to old people who were 20 when Haddaway and SNAP were about and have the original Prodigy - Out Of Space on white vinyl, this is killing music and we're all to blame for enjoying it. Apparently Justice is the cause of all this. SHAME ON YOU JUSTICE. SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING MUSIC INTERESTING AGAIN.

In a recent interview I conducted with them in my head, they said something in French I didn't understand because French is a useless language and i'm far too arrogant and believe that all countries should speak English.

But whatever they said, they sounded really, really sorry and will be sending flowers and puppies to each person's house.

They also drew a picture on a napkin in crayon for you too, with a big heart with a sad face in the middle.

Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (YouSendIt)
Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (ZSHARE)

The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (YouSendIt)
The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (ZSHARE)

Rave and trance is great for ugly people who won't grow the fuck up.

I's really hard being a full-time model, gun salesman, lead guitarist in a quirky, off-kilter Indie band and a generally, all-round nice guy. That's why i'm none of the above, live in the UK and study in one of the UK's worst Universities. Though i do sometimes buy people a drink. That's good enough to get me into heaven, right?


I've just got back from seeing Shitdisco and The Rapture. Both of which were very disappointing, to be honest. Here's a tune full of such charm and grace, you'd fuck your nearest cousin to get hold of the rest of the EP.

Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (Zshare)
Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (YouSendIt)