Naughty music.

Breaking news: Everything posted on the internet and found on hype that isn't fucking Indie Rock has a genre; BLOG HOUSE.

According to old people who were 20 when Haddaway and SNAP were about and have the original Prodigy - Out Of Space on white vinyl, this is killing music and we're all to blame for enjoying it. Apparently Justice is the cause of all this. SHAME ON YOU JUSTICE. SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING MUSIC INTERESTING AGAIN.

In a recent interview I conducted with them in my head, they said something in French I didn't understand because French is a useless language and i'm far too arrogant and believe that all countries should speak English.

But whatever they said, they sounded really, really sorry and will be sending flowers and puppies to each person's house.

They also drew a picture on a napkin in crayon for you too, with a big heart with a sad face in the middle.

Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (YouSendIt)
Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (ZSHARE)

The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (YouSendIt)
The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (ZSHARE)