Naughty music.

Breaking news: Everything posted on the internet and found on hype that isn't fucking Indie Rock has a genre; BLOG HOUSE.

According to old people who were 20 when Haddaway and SNAP were about and have the original Prodigy - Out Of Space on white vinyl, this is killing music and we're all to blame for enjoying it. Apparently Justice is the cause of all this. SHAME ON YOU JUSTICE. SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING MUSIC INTERESTING AGAIN.

In a recent interview I conducted with them in my head, they said something in French I didn't understand because French is a useless language and i'm far too arrogant and believe that all countries should speak English.

But whatever they said, they sounded really, really sorry and will be sending flowers and puppies to each person's house.

They also drew a picture on a napkin in crayon for you too, with a big heart with a sad face in the middle.

Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (YouSendIt)
Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko (Boys Noize vocal mix) (ZSHARE)

The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (YouSendIt)
The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix) (ZSHARE)

Rave and trance is great for ugly people who won't grow the fuck up.

I's really hard being a full-time model, gun salesman, lead guitarist in a quirky, off-kilter Indie band and a generally, all-round nice guy. That's why i'm none of the above, live in the UK and study in one of the UK's worst Universities. Though i do sometimes buy people a drink. That's good enough to get me into heaven, right?


I've just got back from seeing Shitdisco and The Rapture. Both of which were very disappointing, to be honest. Here's a tune full of such charm and grace, you'd fuck your nearest cousin to get hold of the rest of the EP.

Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (Zshare)
Rex The Dog - I Look Into Mid Air (YouSendIt)

SHOWDOWN

Alright, enough. Let's cut the Stargate SG-1 bullshit. I haven't posted in months, been busy hunting Aardvarks in sub-saharan Africa to feed ODB's 13 children, and I come back for a post about a fucking shitty sci-fi TV show ? Nah.


I'm not coming back empty handed of course. I have a bunch of aardvark meat in my aardvark hunting bag. But the internets don't eat no meat. The internets feed on EXCLUSIVE SHIT. So here's my gift once again : Bobmo's latest club destroyer, a kind of post-it note song with "rollin' and scratchin" and "alive" written on it with blood in the pen. The blood of seven beautiful virgin teenage girls going apeshit on the dancefloor. And if you listen to it in the street, be careful, because you might unintentionally go like this :

Bobmo - Get'Em Junior (Edit) (YSI link)

Bobmo - Get'Em Junior (Edit) (zShare Link)

Stargate SG-1

I just realized this is a great show. Mcgyver is even in it. Best thing is that it plays out in the near future, thus you can actually pretend to live the Stargate life, of fantasize about it. Pick up some dvd box of it, there's plenty of episodes to watch, with about 10 seasons. Obviously the first seasons are the best. Notice how Mcgyver actually grew old in the picture above.

analogical x-perience erotica fair

That John Legend is good at making beautiful songs for making of love. Here's an acoustic version of "Stay with you". The original is one of the highlights on his first album (Get Lifted),
along with "Refuge" and "It Don't Have To Change". But that's an old album now (04') and his new album "Once Again" i haven't listened much to, but it lacks all the friendly lovely sounds presented on the first one.

John Legend - Stay With You Acoustic (zShare)
John Legend - Stay With You Acoustic (UploadHut)

About love... the maker of the most sexual music is without a doubt D'Angelo. He has not released an album for 7 years. Probably because the quote for how sexy music the world can handle was filled with his album Voodoo. Get it and make love to songs as "Send it on", "Chicken Grease" and his wonderful cover of "feel like making love".

D'Angelo - One Mo'gin (zShare)
D'Angelo - One Mo'gin (UploadHut)

BANG FUCKING BANG.

Yeah yeah, this is from 2006. Yeah I don't care anymore. It's dead good. I would've posted it FUCKING AGES AGO but, whatever. I got bitches to party with to jams like this, I don't need you lot taking my songs and stealing my women. We here in the UK pride ourselves on sharp suits, Earl Gray and Peace and fucking.

I mean, fuck. The UK's so far behind. That's why you've gotta be sharp, with your ears to the floor and a skip in your step, keeping close to the kats at the top. Remember; it's not what you know, it's who you know.

Here MEGAFORCE HQ, everyone wants to know us. We show up at a club and we just stroll in, purely because we're that damn bootilicious.

Mr Flash is another Ed Banger cutie. So basically, why bother explaining more? Have I ever steered you wrong? No. No I haven't and you know fine well I haven't.


Mr Flash - Disco Dynamite

Mr Flash - Champions (Featuring TTC)

PUSSY ROCK

Princess Superstar's been around since the mid 90's, but sadly the only thing i remember from that period of time is a yellow bmx i had. The bmx is long gone, but Princess Superstar isn't. She's been releasing cd's about every third year ever since, but the first time i came in contact with her on this side of the millenia was on Disco d's "A night at the booty bar" with Fuck me on the dancefloor, which is a killer tune for the disco.

And now she's back, with the single Perfect Exceeder, or Perfect (Exceeder). I don't know, but it's got tons of electronic sounding sounds in it, and at times it even touches the house genre. This might be what Leila K would've sounded like if she wasn't a quitter.

Mason n'd Princess Superstar - Perfect Exceeder (zShare)


Mason n'd Princess Superstar - Perfect Exceeder (Uploadhut)