ULTIMATE MEGAFORCE: NEWS FLASH : CASSIUS SUCKS

And it makes Will Ferrell sad when he goes into a guitar store.

Seriously Cassius sucks. I don't know what's with them, someone should explain. They're part of the one hit wonders of the french touch era (actually, two hits), with their overplayed singles "La Mouche" and "1999". They were pretty huge at the time. As was any french electronic music artist coming out with an average, rather catchy song :

Remember Pills? HAHA.

And yet here they are, back with a new album, "15 Again", a title they thought of when they were trying to figure out how much 7 + 7 is.
"What do you got ?"
"15 again"
"DAMN we just won't get it."
OK, maybe I'm a bit harsh, after all the first single from their album, Toop Toop is getting played every fucking where on this planet, even if it sounds like Sting featuring Martin Solveig.
You go in a bar, you hear Toop Toop. You turn the radio on, you hear Toop Toop. You turn the TV on, you see Cassius interviewed on the 8 o'clock news, with Toop Toop playing. You take a shit on your girlfriend's face, whaddya hear? THAT'S RIGHT. TOOP TOOP.
Cassius are a typical Virgin Megastore artist. It's the kind of CD they put in the front racks so that everyone can buy it and put it in a wooden box and never listen to it again. Until, 6 months later, it's in the Virgin Mega-discount collection, available for 9.99 only. So you buy it again and put it in a metal box and never listen to it again.
Sorry Cassius, I can't help it. I just don't like your songs. Toop Toop.

Although, I must admit Thrilla is a very good song. Is it due to your work or Ghostface's insanely motivational flow? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.